Sleep Talking and T-Rex Advocacy

My husband talks in his sleep, but only when he’s dog-tired. Typically, it’s the kind of unintelligible drabble that dissipates in a minute or two, followed by soft snoring (I’m sorry honey, did I say snoring? I meant “breathing”). I’ve been known to talk in my sleep before, but it hasn’t...

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"It's just a Flesh Wound!"

Have you ever had one of those days where everything is going according to plan, nothing is out of the ordinary, and then, out of nowhere, you suddenly have a knife protruding from your leg and you’re bleeding in the parking lot? Oh, so just me then? Cool, cool. My clumsiness knows no bounds....

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Dear John

    Dear John, I am not a stalker, we’ve never met before, and I certainly don’t know what color of socks you’re wearing (although if you have tennis shoes on, I sincerely hope you ARE wearing socks). However, over the course of the last two years, I feel like I’ve come to know you...on...

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Response: Gaines Family and USA Today

An Orem, Utah resident named Darryl (I'm excluding his last name for privacy)was featured in a USA Today opinion piece, where he criticized the HGTV “Fixer Upper” stars, Joanna and Chip Gaines. In his comments, he stated that he thought they were not spending enough time with their children...

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Immigrants did WHAT?!

As the newest round of insults are being flung between the two major political parties in this country - not unlike monkeys flinging their sh – I mean “poop” at one another, I find myself wanting to stop talking to people altogether. It amazes me when people don’t know that they’re covered in...

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